How Cold Is It?

o Co FResponse
1660 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)
- French cars don't start (but they never do)
1050 - Miami residents turn on the heat
- British cars don't start
440 - You can see your breath
- Californians buy down survival gear
- Arizonans shiver uncontrollably
- Minnesotans go swimming
235 - Italian cars don't start, but who cares
- Alaskans pop a cold beer
- Floridians create fuel oil crisis
032 - Water freezes
-130 - You plan your vacation to Australia
- Minnesotans put on T-shirts
- Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
- Alaskans turn off the air conditioner
- Your boogers freeze
-425 - Boston water freezes
- Californians weep pitiably
- Minnesotans eat ice cream
- Canadians go swimming
-720 - You can hear your breath
- Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
- New York City water freezes and taste improves
- Miami residents plan vacation further South
- American cars don't start
-915 - You plan a vacation in Mexico
- Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
-1210 - Too cold to ski
- You need jumper cables to get the car going
-155 - You plan your vacation in Houston
- American cars don't start
-180 - Alaskans put on T-shirts
- Too cold to skate
-23-10 - German cars don't start
- Eyes freeze shut when you blink
- Too cold for ski lodge and ski bunnies
- Drivers need starter fluid
-26-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
- Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
- Miami residents cease to exist
-29-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
- Politicians actually do something about the homeless
- Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
- Japanese cars don't start
-32-25 - Too cold to think
- You need jumper cables to get the driver going
- Californians plan their next vacation on the Sun
-34-30 - You plan a two week hot bath
- The Mighty Monongahela freezes
- Swedish cars don't start
-40-40 - Californians disappear
- Minnesotans button top button
- Canadians put on sweaters
- Your car helps you plan your trip South
-46-50 - Congressional hot air freezes
- Alaskans close the bathroom window
-62-80 - Hell freezes over
- Polar bears move south
- Green Bay Packer Fans put on their shirt