HOW COLD IS IT?

	60	- Californians put on sweaters
		(if they can find one in their wardrobe)
		French cars don't start (but they never do)
	
	50	- Miami residents turn on the heat
		British cars don't start
	
	40	- You can see your breath
		Californians buy down survival gear
		Arizonans shiver uncontrollably
		Minnesotans go swimming
	
	35	- Italian cars don't start, but who cares
		Alaskans pop a cold beer
		Floridians create fuel oil crisis
	
	32	- Water freezes
	
	30	- You plan your vacation to Australia
		Minnesotans put on T-shirts
		Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
		Alaskans turn off the air conditioner
		Your boogers freeze
	
	25	- Boston water freezes
		Californians weep pitiably
		Minnesotans eat ice cream
		Canadians go swimming
	
	20	- You can hear your breath
		Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
		New York City water freezes and taste improves
		Miami residents plan vacation further South
		American cars don't start
	
	15	- You plan a vacation in Mexico
		Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
	
	10	- Too cold to ski
		You need jumper cables to get the car going
	
	5	- You plan your vacation in Houston
		American cars don't start
	
	0	- Alaskans put on T-shirts
		Too cold to skate
	
	-10   - German cars don't start
		Eyes freeze shut when you blink
		Too cold for ski lodge and ski bunnies
		Drivers need starter fluid
	
	-15   - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo 
		Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects 
		Miami residents cease to exist
	
	-20   - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
		Politicians actually do something about the homeless
		Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
		Japanese cars don't start
	
	-25   - Too cold to think 
		You need jumper cables to get the driver going
		Californians plan their next vacation on the Sun
	
	-30   - You plan a two week hot bath 
		The Mighty Monongahela freezes 
		Swedishcars don't start
	
	-40   - Californians disappear
		Minnesotans button top button
		Canadians put on sweaters
		Your car helps you plan your trip South
	
	-50   - Congressional hot air freezes
		Alaskans close the bathroom window
	
	-80   - Hell freezes over 
		Polar bears move south 
		Green Bay Packer Fans put on their shirt